{"id":7759726674058,"title":"Hölzerne Papierschnitt-Postkarte💓","handle":"holzerne-papierschnitt-postkarte💓","description":"\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEigenschaften\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDu bist mit einem Haufen Scheiß geboren, also gibst du ihn aus wie ein Kind mit einer Kreditkarte. Du gibst einen Scheiß auf deine Freunde, auf deine Noten, auf deinen Sinn für Mode, auf die Meinung von Fremden. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eDu gibst viel zu viel auf viel zu viele Dinge. Du hast so viele.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e😊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\" width=\"471\" height=\"486\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"484\" height=\"484\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWenn man dann älter wird, hat man vielleicht 10 Ficks pro Monat, also lernt man, sie einzuteilen. Man teilt die Ficks der Familie und der Karriere zu, aber es gibt nicht genug Ficks, um sie für die neuesten Modetrends auszugeben. \u003cstrong\u003eOh, jemand auf der Arbeit braucht meine Hilfe bei etwas, das nicht in meinen Aufgabenbereich fällt? I\u003c\/strong\u003ech werde mein Bestes tun, um ein paar Ficks zu verteilen, aber dieser Monat ist ziemlich knapp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWenn man dann noch älter wird, hat man nur noch 1-2 Ficks pro Monat, und diese Ficks sind verdammt wertvoll. Du gibst sie deiner Familie, deinen Hobbys und deinem Job, aber das war's auch schon.\u003c\/strong\u003e Es ist nicht deine Schuld - die Ficks verfallen zu schnell. Ich hätte meine Ficks aus meiner Jugend aufbewahrt, aber ich konnte es nicht.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDann hast du die Fickinsolvenz. Du bekommst etwa einen Fick pro Jahr, und du musst es aushalten. Also verzichtest du darauf, und selbst auf die Dinge, die früher einen Fick wert waren, kannst du keinen Fick geben. Manchen Leuten geht das Geld sehr schnell aus, manche haben einen Fick-Treuhandfonds, der bis ins hohe Alter eine anständige Summe auszahlt. \u003cstrong\u003eAber irgendwann ist der Fickhahn komplett leer und man hat keine Ficks mehr zu geben. Das ist ganz einfach Fuckonomics.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpezifikationen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHolz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGewicht: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e150g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGröße:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan 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data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEigenschaften\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDu bist mit einem Haufen Scheiß geboren, also gibst du ihn aus wie ein Kind mit einer Kreditkarte. Du gibst einen Scheiß auf deine Freunde, auf deine Noten, auf deinen Sinn für Mode, auf die Meinung von Fremden. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eDu gibst viel zu viel auf viel zu viele Dinge. Du hast so viele.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e😊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\" width=\"471\" height=\"486\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"484\" height=\"484\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWenn man dann älter wird, hat man vielleicht 10 Ficks pro Monat, also lernt man, sie einzuteilen. Man teilt die Ficks der Familie und der Karriere zu, aber es gibt nicht genug Ficks, um sie für die neuesten Modetrends auszugeben. \u003cstrong\u003eOh, jemand auf der Arbeit braucht meine Hilfe bei etwas, das nicht in meinen Aufgabenbereich fällt? I\u003c\/strong\u003ech werde mein Bestes tun, um ein paar Ficks zu verteilen, aber dieser Monat ist ziemlich knapp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWenn man dann noch älter wird, hat man nur noch 1-2 Ficks pro Monat, und diese Ficks sind verdammt wertvoll. Du gibst sie deiner Familie, deinen Hobbys und deinem Job, aber das war's auch schon.\u003c\/strong\u003e Es ist nicht deine Schuld - die Ficks verfallen zu schnell. Ich hätte meine Ficks aus meiner Jugend aufbewahrt, aber ich konnte es nicht.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDann hast du die Fickinsolvenz. Du bekommst etwa einen Fick pro Jahr, und du musst es aushalten. Also verzichtest du darauf, und selbst auf die Dinge, die früher einen Fick wert waren, kannst du keinen Fick geben. Manchen Leuten geht das Geld sehr schnell aus, manche haben einen Fick-Treuhandfonds, der bis ins hohe Alter eine anständige Summe auszahlt. \u003cstrong\u003eAber irgendwann ist der Fickhahn komplett leer und man hat keine Ficks mehr zu geben. 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